colours, shapes and geekiness

minionier:

ACENTRIC:

So, the heterosexuals are on the swingset, swinging back and forth like most people do.

And then there are the homosexuals swinging, like, side to side or something.

The bisexuals are sort of alternating between the two, and the pansexuals are just twisting their swing up in a knot and crashing into everyone like “fuck the police i do what i want”

And then the asexuals are just chilling out in the sandbox all alone, like: HEY GUISE, LOOK AT THE CASTLE I MADE GUISE, LOOK GUISE IT HAS A MOTE. GUISE. LOOK.

…awkward moment when the sandcastle thing is actually a gpom.

It’s a ring ditch, honestly.

Although now I’m left wondering what running around in the corner playing dragons make believe, climbing on the play equipment and running from swings to monkey bars to sand pit equals.